To the editor:
Dear John, It's OVER! We have tried to tell you this for four months now but you continue to harass us. Please cease and desist the name calling and recriminations, it has reached the level of pathetic. You have had your time and now it is over, we have found someone new. Please move on with the rest of your life. Many other people have been through a similar loss and have dealt with it SO much better.
Start a hobby, take dance lessons, or volunteer to help others. All of these are much better use of your time and energy. We are particularly concerned about the group of people you have chosen as friends. They seem very bitter and have given you some terribly bad advice. Please don't bother us any longer, since the costs associated with this break up continue to mount. Good Bye, your former love, the City of Cape Coral.