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A modest proposal

June 1, 2018

To the editor: The suggestions below are designed to cause extreme levels of trepidation and fear among our population of off-the-tracks gunnie....

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allenwoll

Jun-07-18 7:44 PM

The Wages of Literalism --

There is a disability which is common among people who judge matters in accordance with their pre-established faith and their desired outcomes as opposed to observable and verifiable fact. . It is common among GoPer-Cons.

This disability is termed “literalism” and the sufferer, when presented with a parable, interprets the story literally instead of as an illustration of a principle as it is intended by an honorable presenter -- as opposed to a dishonorable one, a charlatan.

There are legions of charlatans who prey on people who show such a disability. . These people are mostly found in the realms of politics and religion -- no surprise there, I think.

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allenwoll

Jun-07-18 10:26 AM

The problem these folk have upstairs is getting clearer and clearer ! ! !

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janet99

Jun-07-18 10:16 AM

Attack tigers?? OMG Definitely stone crazy and going downhill quickly.

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allenwoll

Jun-07-18 9:30 AM

Well, this last comment certainly removes any doubt : He WAS dropped ! ! !

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DOAshrimp

Jun-07-18 8:43 AM

Pls fund the war against the dread low IQ "liberalism" virus that's claimed soo many as we see here daily. Now this one's crowing about, Attack tigers? What?? lololol Attack Chihuahua's? lolololol Poor Wild-eyed Wooly the attack Chihuahua!! What a riot!! Lolol!! Entertainment like this is priceless. One would think the Lee County "liberal" side could offer us at least someone, not living in a anger based pathetic fantasy world? Geeezz... Better keep your guns folks... Wild-eyed Woolyboy is releasing his attack tigers...lololol..how infantile..as usual. Join the NRA Today and fight low IQ "liberal" ignorance.

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allenwoll

Jun-06-18 10:09 AM

ibid. (Chuckle)

Do you suppose that Seafood was dropped on his head as an infant ? ? ? . There HAS GOT to be SOME explanation ! ! !

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DOAshrimp

Jun-06-18 9:31 AM

Story Familiar? No, sounds stupid..especially at 85(going on 8)now the Mad Chihuahua is seeing attack tigers? lolol..This is why it's important to join the NRA today and also help fund the National fightled by the Great, really, great, did I say he was Great? Yes, The Really Great, Sir Donald Trump, against the dread low IQ "liberalism" virus that's claimed soo many as we see here daily. Attack tigers? What?? Attack Chihuahua's? lolololol Poor Wild-eyed Wooly the attack Chihuahua!! What a riot!! Lolol!! Entertainment like this is priceless. One would think the Lee County "liberal" side could offer us at least someone, not living in a fantasy world? Geeezz.. I keep asking..nothing happens? Instead we get Run & Hide Healy, Civil Silly War Robinson, and The Wack Twins..No wonder Trump will Thankfully be President for years to come. Join the NRA Today and fight "liberal" ignorance.

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allenwoll

Jun-05-18 10:25 AM

The Folly of Unwarranted Expectations –

Suppose that one of your neighbors, being an anti-gun type, decides to keep one of those new Triggered Attack Tigers on his property for the security of himself, his family and his property.

Further, suppose one or more of them escapes, is stolen or is paraded around the neighborhood by one of your family -- and proceeds to terrorize the neighborhood, including the nearby school. . Your expectations are that your neighbor is responsible for HIS tigers and that HE must solve this problem.

You complain to your neighbor, but HE sends you packing, declaring keeping Trg-Atk-Tgrs is within his 52nd Amendment rights. . “Their escapades off my property are YOUR problem”, he declares, (the 52nd having nothing to say on the subject) while he sits on his haunches, smiles and does nothing at all to help. . “Bring 'em back and I will take them in -- IF they are still in good condition !”, says he.

Does this story sound familiar ? ?

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allenwoll

Jun-04-18 4:38 PM

Seafood -- Nice set of hallucinations you got going there -- But please do NOT attempt to cross the street in your condition ! ! !

(Chuckle)

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DOAshrimp

Jun-04-18 4:10 PM

Must be out of TRUMP DESIGNER MEDICATED DOG BISCUITS again!?? Wow this is getting expensive! For his advanced age and weight he's only supposed to get one treat every 4 hours..but he needs to calm down so lets step it up to four every four around the clock for a few days till we can stabilize him. Its ok..I'll authorize it.

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allenwoll

Jun-04-18 1:03 PM

The Little World of Seafood is a microcosm of what is going way, WAY wrong with our Nation today -- A path which just MAY end in a cliff ! ! !

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allenwoll

Jun-04-18 10:55 AM

Most of the World thinks that Trump is Nutz, which places you and the NRA in the same category.

He and you and They are simply too far gone to be able to realize the utter stupidity of their outlooks.

Just as odiferous carrion in the wild disappears owing to the actions of Natural Forces, so will you and The Trumpet Daffodil and the NRA-Cabal disappear at some point : POOOOF ! ! !

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DOAshrimp

Jun-04-18 10:41 AM

Join the NRA Today! Help Fight "liberal" low IQ ignorance. Also Please help fund the fight against the lethal "liberalism" virus. Easy to see the symptoms..frothing rabid wild eyed fully irrational ravings in a desperate and chronic attempt to be noticed, the constant lashing out mindlessly snapping and gnawing...slipping away into angry madness, returning to childhood. This is a terrible disease seen here daily as the bottled up rage pours forth. Poor things just can't help themselves.. NRA Lifetime memberships make great gifts. Great Job Trump!!

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allenwoll

Jun-03-18 8:04 PM

Q. What is the distinguishing characteristic of the ordinary Common Sense exhibited by Gunnies ? ?

A: Its ABSENCE ! ! !

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allenwoll

Jun-02-18 7:22 PM

RWH -- My arguments and proposals generally are clear enough that they can be readily followed and understood by the typical healthy eight yo.

That you apparently cannot do likewise speaks for itself ! ! !

Refer to "Chuckle" below.

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allenwoll

Jun-02-18 5:22 PM

RWH -- Chuckle ! ! !

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RWHOME

Jun-02-18 4:06 PM

allenwoll enough said!!why in*****don't you practice what you preach. like I said you have to be the biggest jerk on the cape. you print things that your little mind thinks up and everybody is supposed to expect what you state to be the way to do things. you think you know everything ,but I have news for you. what you state 99%of the time is stupidity. you rant on about things you know nothing about. why don't you give the cape a break and just turn your lap top off and go in your back yard and rant about all the stupid things outside.

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allenwoll

Jun-02-18 2:40 PM

RWH -- Thank you for your REVEALING comment ! !

'Nuff said ! ! !

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RWHOME

Jun-02-18 2:29 PM

I wrote a reply to the total dimwit allenwoll,but the paper passed on printing it. I am sure the dumbest twits in cape coral have to be allenwoll and his friend healy. I cannot figure how two people can think they know everything and still walk upright. they both come up with total stupid rants and these two think they are right. both are totally worthless in any thing they rant about. now his thing on the 2 amendment and how gun owners should be treated. he has never been in the military or ever fired any gun,but the d.a. is an authority on guns. give me a break. he claims to be a democrat, but doesn't know how to vote. this jerk knows one thing shoot your mouth off and let the stupidity flow. get a life jerk!!!! RW HOME

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allenwoll

Jun-02-18 2:17 PM

It should now be obvious to ALL of those whose eyes are OPEN :

Gunnies are just worthless, lazy hobos hitchhiking upon civilization ! ! !

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allenwoll

Jun-02-18 11:27 AM

J99 -- NO, 99, the onus is completely and wholly upon you Gunnies, that rather strange and foolish breed of folk who wish to maintain a privilege but who do NOT want to be held morally, financially and physically responsible for its side effects -- Side effects which are unilaterally wrought upon others against their will, including the EARLY DEATH of even children in their schools ! ! !

Be quiet ! ! !

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janet99

Jun-02-18 10:38 AM

Actually, the real question is when will allenwoll ever shut up? Just ridiculous. Agree with Electrician.

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allenwoll

Jun-02-18 8:49 AM

Q. How can one make a Gunnie SHUT UP ?

A. Ask him to shoulder some tangible responsibilities for his advocacy !

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allenwoll

Jun-01-18 8:52 PM

El -- Why do you think that it is necessary and/or desirable for society overall to pony up to provide a protective social matrix in which the Gunnies can exercise their obsessions without harm to the rest of society ? ? ?

(This will be a "good" one ! !)

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Electrician

Jun-01-18 7:10 PM

Someone missed the med cart.

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